That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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