Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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