Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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