I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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