I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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