Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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