Swine flu. Run for my life!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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