Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Your penis caused this!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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