Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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