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Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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