anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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