he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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