So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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