we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize