Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
why is half of my head shaved?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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