I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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