she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
