before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
