The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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