The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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