so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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