do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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