whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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