it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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