i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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