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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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