...so i touched it.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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