my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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