No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
