Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
