you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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