there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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