OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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