It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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