Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Randomize