Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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