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  Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?

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• I don't think a mystical wizard of hook ups would fail to remove your pants. If he was such a thing, he'd have your bra off and in his pocket before you left the bar.

  Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 23, 12 at 11:36am

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• good drinks cause memory failure.. perhaps you were passed out

  Submitted by Scott69 on Nov 23, 12 at 10:48am

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• Bruise from dry humping <> wizard.

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 23, 12 at 1:28pm

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• So I guess moving the pants out if the way temporarily = magic?

  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 23, 12 at 12:19pm

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  • Pants =/= panties. Pants are much harder to simply move out of the way temporarily.

    Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 24, 12 at 5:17pm

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• It's called a bruise...

  Submitted by Kommsuessertod on Nov 23, 12 at 12:19pm

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• Drop Dead Fred

  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 26, 12 at 9:27pm

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