found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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