they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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