normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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