I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just high enough for therapy.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
