Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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