hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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