I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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