i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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