Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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