apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
MIDGETS
????
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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