Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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