do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
