This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Operation Purity has been aborted
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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