I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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