I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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