I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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