it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Vodka?
Forever.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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