Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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