When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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